I got this email a few months ago, just wanted to post it! It cracked me up!
From: “Mr.Don Blaze”
Date: January 9, 2009 8:11:40 PM PST
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE IS NEEDED
Reply-To: mrdonblaze09@gmail.com
Am very sorry for you my friend, is a pity that this is how your life is
going to end as soon as you don’t
comply.As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I
don’t have any business with you, my duty as I
am mailing you now is just to KILL/ASSASINATE you and I have to do it as I
have already been paid for that.
Someone you call a friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person have
spent a lot of money on this, the person also came
to us and told me that he want you dead and he provided us with your name
,picture and other necessary information’s we
needed about you. So I sent my boys to track you down and they have carried
out the necessary investigation needed for the
operation on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you
that I will like to contact you and see if your
life is Important to you or not since their findings shows that you are
innocent.
I called my client back and ask him of you email address which I didn’t tell
him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it
to me and I am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men
are monitoring you and they are telling me
everything about you. Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us
to kill you. Get back to me now if you are ready
to pay some fees to spare your life, If you are not ready for my help, then I
will carry on with my job straight-up.
WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR TELL ANYONE BECAUSE I WILL
KNOW. REMEMBER, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL
WANT YOU DEAD! I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, INCASE I NOTICE SOMETHING
FUNNY.
DO NOT COME OUT ONCE IT IS 7:30PM UNTIL I MAKE OUT TIME TO SEE YOU AND GIVE
YOU THE TAPE OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE PERSON
WHO WANT YOU DEAD AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLIED WITH MY DEMANDS, THEN YOU CAN USE
IT TO TAKE ANY LEGAL ACTION.
Emial:don_blaze09@live.com
GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY
Regards
Don Blaze